Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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