I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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