Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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