I'm going to rape someone's good day.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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