Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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