Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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