1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Randomize
