Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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