no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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