508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My pussy is not your playground.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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