Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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