we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
