So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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