You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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