i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
