What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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