for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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