I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
