This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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