We need to rekindle our bromance
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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