i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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