Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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