How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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