covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
only if we run a train.
done.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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