By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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