She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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