Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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