Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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