is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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