I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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