I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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