I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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