I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Oh god it's open bar.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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