we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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