quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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