For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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