Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
be right there i have to get my cape
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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