im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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