Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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