Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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