Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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