Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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