you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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