I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize