a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Go christen that room with your naked body.
i think my cat just said my name.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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