If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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