I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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