just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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