I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
