I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
is that a dick in a sweater?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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