It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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