O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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