Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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