I wish i was in the wii world.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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