The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
