Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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