I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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