he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I supernannyed him into submission
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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