im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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