Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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